u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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