the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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