Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
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I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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