no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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