North Korea, Best Korea!
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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