Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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