I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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