Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
is that a dick in a sweater?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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