party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
organizing the empties. That sober.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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