can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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