it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
third nipple confirmed
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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