Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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