woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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