She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
NoShamevember. You game?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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