You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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