Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
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If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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