All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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