She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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