Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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HOLY SHIT I AM LOOKING AT A LIVING , BREATHING FUCKING UNICORN RIGHT NOW
Doesn;t Paul Wall sing that ?
Hey, I like vodka and Nelly's "grillz" too!
But yeah. That was a bad idea.
Well, only a bad idea if you DON'T want him in your pants.