My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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