Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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