CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Terrible idea I love it
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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