Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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