the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
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Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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