Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Alive.
So much puke
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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