dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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