Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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