Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Woke up backwards on a recliner
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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