He is an equal opportunity slut.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
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