David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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