did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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