If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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