I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
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you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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