at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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