My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
i think i just lost a toe
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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