I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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