i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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