so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
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Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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