David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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