That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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