I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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