that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
