You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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