i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
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no, it was $2 vodka redbulls
No, 4:47, vodka nyquils on the rocks
where the shit do you get $2 vodka redbulls in van?
I just assumed it was at the bourbon on a Thursday..
I love a multi-tasker... ;)
disgusted that you would put your mouth that close to a urinal ... put down the phone you tech junky and just take them like a normal person.
Nope...but I did think I knew you :P
8:03 chill out. swine flu is over with.
Were you texting from an iPhone by any chance?
I an too!
Mad skills, never thought of taking three shots into the washroom with me though.
Pshhh if he was a real man he'd be doing something else with the other hand and just let the penis hang.
i tought it was double lines of blow at first, ew off urinal haa
nope. Thought you saw me?
Can't let it hang, it scrapes the bottom and porcelain is cold.
No you're not dude don't lie