It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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