therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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