I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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