So drunk its hurt
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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