Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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