Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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