If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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