dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
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Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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