Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
There are leaves in my underwear?
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