OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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