North Korea, Best Korea!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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