I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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