Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
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If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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