i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I'm sobbing to NWA
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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