My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
My liver just had a heart attack.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
